Ah, the latest and greatest drug
that promises to make your life a neverending slow-motion sequence of running through a field of green dressed
in white. This video is our homage to all the wonderful prescription medications that make
the utter pain of our lives bearable in some small way. Watch this video and raise your glass in a hearty toast to
placebo and all of its wonderful effects.
Warning: While the side effects of watching this video are still unknown,
it is advised that no one who is pregnant, trying to get pregnant, or ever has any hope of having a child at all refrain from
watching it. Candair is a registered trademark of Chubco -- Phamaceutical Division.
"Chubco: Quality from people that keep improving."